Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Clark: What do you call a dentist’s advice?
Bill: Not sure.
Clark: His flossophy.
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Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!
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Bob: Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?
Adam: Tell me.
Bob: He needed a filling!
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Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
A: She braces herself!
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Q: What is a dentist’s favorite animal?
A: A molar bear!
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Q: What did the dentist get for an award?
A: A little plaque
http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/dentistjokes/dentistonelinersjokes.html
– from PaNou V. (Dental Assistant)
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Clark: What do you call a dentist’s advice?
Bill: Not sure.
Clark: His flossophy.
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Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!
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Bob: Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?
Adam: Tell me.
Bob: He needed a filling!
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Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
A: She braces herself!
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Q: What is a dentist’s favorite animal?
A: A molar bear!
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Q: What did the dentist get for an award?
A: A little plaque
Sources:
http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/dentistjokes/dentistonelinersjokes.html
– from PaNou V. (Dental Assistant)